Joke for February 5/6, 2000

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Believe it or not, these court transcripts are for real. It's a
shame they couldn't record the reactions of the juries.

X or Y ------ Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Zen Law ------- Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

Dead or Alive? -------------- Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere. *** http://www.Joke-Of-The-Day.com *** Copyright 1997-2000 JOKE-OF-THE-DAY.com / The Humor Network LLC All Rights reserved. Permission is granted for noncommercial distribution of Joke-of-the-Day.com's Jokes as long as this full copyright notice is included, including the subscription information below. TO GET A JOKE EVERYDAY, Go herehttp://www.Joke-Of-The-Day.com or E-mail: mailto:[email protected]